My driver's license expires this month. Ugh! I've been dreading this... here's my conversation with Dusty the other evening.
Me: My license expires this month.
D: Go get it tomorrow... it's not that big of a deal.
Me: BUT, I want to lose 30 lbs first.
D: Why?
Me: So my face won't be fat in my picture.
D: But if you lose 30 lbs in your face, you won't have a head. You should just cut your head off.
Me: (Exasperated at this point) I need to lose 30 lbs everywhere so my face will be skinny.
D: Whatever
So, I've got to hurry and lose some weight or maybe do some contouring makeup so I'll look skinny in my picture.
oh Sarah, you are so silly!
ReplyDeleteI had a similar conversation with Ryan about my hair length for when my license expires in January. I mentioned that I wanted my hair to grow out and he asked why and basilcally thought I was ridiculous.
MEN sometimes...
I hate my DL Photo and I am stuck with mine for another 2 years. Ick. But I noticed on there the other day that my weight is only about 30 pounds shy of what I reall am! Nice!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I am terrible at contouring, and typically look like a really, really bad Andy Warhol painting--minus all the pink.
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