My driver's license expires this month. Ugh! I've been dreading this... here's my conversation with Dusty the other evening.
Me: My license expires this month.
D: Go get it tomorrow... it's not that big of a deal.
Me: BUT, I want to lose 30 lbs first.
Me: So my face won't be fat in my picture.
D: But if you lose 30 lbs in your face, you won't have a head. You should just cut your head off.
Me: (Exasperated at this point) I need to lose 30 lbs everywhere so my face will be skinny.
So, I've got to hurry and lose some weight or maybe do some contouring makeup so I'll look skinny in my picture.